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Check out the projections of the 2012 preseason college football rankings!

The BCS Cancels The NBA Season And Schedules Championship Game

In a puzzling display of stupidity, Bill Hancock, Executive Director of the Bowl Championship Series, called a press conference this morning to make a “special announcement” regarding professional basketball. Perplexed reporters from both college football and the NBA showed up, wondering what purpose could have possibly brought them together. Hancock quickly put the questions to rest when he boldly cut the NBA season short and declared the matchup for the championship game to be played in just over a month.

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My Final Computer Rankings Formula

All right everyone, I have finally figured out my college football ranking formula. It is going to be epic. It is going to look at five different variables, rank teams accordingly, then take your average ranking to give you an overall rating. So based on how you rank in the five categories, that’s where you will end up in the overall rankings. So let me explain each category and how it works.

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How ESPN Sees The SEC

Ever notice how everyone at ESPN is an SEC cheerleader? Ever wonder why that is? Well let me explain in word and image. ESPN makes money when people turn on their station. People turn on their station when they are showing something people want to see. So ESPN wants to show what most people want to see. And when it comes to college football, a large region of the country shuts down on Saturdays: the South. Why do you think ESPN wants an SEC team in the title game every year? That’s what gets the most ratings. Except if it is between two SEC teams who already played it seems, since this was the lowest rated BCS title game ever. But to explain this in easy to understand terms, I took the liberty of revising the SEC logo to appear how the folks at ESPN see it.

If that doesn’t explain it, nothing will.

2012 Preseason College Football Rankings

It’s that time of year again, the time when one season ends and all the hype starts to build for the next season. And nowhere is preseason hype for 2012 more evident than in 2012 preseason college football rankings. Just like I did with the 2011 preseason rankings, the 2010 preseason rankings and the 2009 preseason rankings, I’m going to pool together all of the way too early 2012 preseason rankings and combine them to give you an idea of what the actual preseason rankings for 2012 will look like when they are released in August.

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The Right Way To Do A Plus One Playoff

Everyone knows the BCS bigwigs are getting together and discussing the future of the BCS. Several topics will be on the table, such as bowl selection, automatic qualifiers and the plus one model. A plus one would be a good start, but 8 teams would be ideal. Still, if a plus one playoff is possible, we must jump on it. But we have to do it right. This is the right way to implement a plus one playoff model.

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