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Sunday’s Sloppy Seconds – Week 4

Finally, this season is starting to get real! Still lots of lopsided patsy beatdown fests, but plenty of teams are starting to show up to play the top teams in the nation. And it is sure fun to watch.

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Sunday’s Sloppy Seconds – Week 3

Wow, for a weekend billed as “slow” to the point that Gameday showed up in North Dakota, this weekend sure proved to be interesting. I know every week there are always 3 upsets. If there are less, a following week makes up for it. This one made up for the first two.

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Sunday’s Sloppy Seconds – Week 2

Wow, where to begin. Crazy weekend for week 2 which is normally a punch of creampuff matchups. But some teams and conferences opened up our eyes big time this weekend.

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Sunday’s Sloppy Seconds…On Monday

Ok, ok, I’m late, so sue me. This was a weird weekend, what with Sunday and Monday games. But I’m getting to my sloppy seconds now, so fear not.

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Bones’s Handy College Football Glossary

Hey, all! After a long absence from blogging due to unwanted interference from something called “responsibility,” I figured I’d ease back in by writing a guide for new fans who are looking to understand some of the ins and outs of the game. The inspiration for this comes from a genuinely funny Grantland article, which you should read because it’s way better than this one.

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Predictions For Final 2014 Standings

Ok, so you may have already checked out my 2014 bowl predictions but now I’ve decided to just go ahead and predict the entire outcome of the entire season. No biggie.

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